They say they just like to be close together at night. It is very sweet.
Act Two: Porter wakes up first on Wednesday morning. He's sitting at the counter drinking juice. Molly wakes up, very happy. She dances down the stairs with a big smile on her face, singing hello at everyone. She walks by Porter, and he socks in her in the stomach. Lays her out on the floor. Just why?
Act Three: Today Porter made a recording on the iPad of him and Molly fighting and Molly throwing a loud tantrum. It is very realistic. They turn it up loud, and leave the iPad hidden somewhere behind me. Then I start getting mad at everyone about knocking it the hell off, and I hear them dying of the giggles together in the next room. It has worked twice already. Annoying. And also cute.